Brent Simmons DID NOT get arrested- he paid for that case of Bud.
The World's Toughest Programmer and I DID steal a few Buds from Brent. We also WERE NOT arrested.
There did seem to be MORE red lemur shirts than Apple Engineer shirts.
Kevin Ballard DID shave his beard on a dare.
I DID lose every game of pool I played last week.
She was not a "14-year-old" friend- she was an old friend I hadn't seen since we were 14.
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